The Rob's Top Ten DUMBEST Songs of 2014 [10-6]

It’s becoming tradition. A lot of GREAT songs came out in pop music this year, as well as a whole bunch of weird noise that were able to get some airtime. Two years ago, I gave the five dumbest songs of 2012 (available HERE). Last year, I gave you the five dumbest songs of 2013 (available HERE). And now I’m back to give the TEN dumbest songs of 2014!

I want to make it clear; Dumb does not necessarily mean bad. Sometimes, they coincidentally ARE bad, but not always. It really just means that the lyrical content or some aspect of the some was so odd I was dumbfounded as to how it became popular. So, here now I present to you the ten dumbest songs of 2014:

#10: Pharrell Williams - Happy: Listen, I know that everybody in the world likes this song besides me. However, there's no denying that the lyrical content of this song is basically a grown up version of "If You're Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands"

#9: Jason Derulo - Trumpets: This song, whether you know it or not by listening, is just one long sexual innuendo. If you still can't figure it out, the "trumpet"? That's Jason's sexual appendage. And the "drums that swing low"? Yup... Those are his b-lls.

#8: Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg - Wiggle: This song is really stupid. The flute on this song was purchased at a Party City for $2. The intro rips ofThe X-Filestheme song. And the lyrics tell me that I "know what to do with [my] big fat butt." I DO know what I'm going to do with my big fat butt, Mr. Derulo... I'm going to ask you to kiss it.

#7: DJ Snake feat. Lil Jon - Turn Down For What: This is an example of a song that I think is really good... But stupid. Lyrically, the song says nothing but nonsense (although, to be fair, "turning down" or "turning up" or whatever HAS become a part of our modern lexicon), but this music video sends it over the top with stupid!

#6: Jennifer Lopez feat. Big Sean - I Luh Ya Papi: Just look at that title. It looks like discarded Scrabble tiles. #smh