Once again, I've dug through the depths of Evansville's Facebook Marketplace to find the most hysterical items people are trying to sell around the Tri-State.

You know the drill by now. I do a weekly sweep (sometimes daily) of the Marketplace tab on Facebook. I have also recently expanded my search to Evansville Buy, Sell, Trade, where I have also found some hidden gems during my searches. Between the two forums, there are dozens of items people are trying desperately to sell in exchange for a couple bucks. Some of these items are comical, and those are the ones I like to share with you.

Here's this week's edition of It Came From Evansville Marketplace:

#1

Me trying to see what's even in this picture:

#2

Ah, yes, we are all dying to get your wrinkle reducer skin pads.

#3

WOW. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks.

#4

Oh THANK GOD it was lady driven!!!! Such delicate, fragile drivers certainly didn't cause any damage to the vehicle. I'll stop now before I explode into a full-blown feminist rant.

#5

Weed undies!!! Just what I always wanted!!! AND it includes pot lead pasties? Truly a steal.

#6

This is a joke...right? So, basically you're wanting me to come pick up your trash for you.

#7

Hope ya got the swing, 'cause we only got the chains.

#8

Why do I actually need this giant $10 slinky now? Sold.

#9

I mean we certainly couldn't clean the crumbs ourselves, so please give us $15 and then clean it yourself.

#10

There has never been a more Evansville thing for sale in the history of Marketplace.

#11

Oh, YAY! More weed undies. I think I like the bottom pair the best...what about you?

 

As always, tag KISS106 in any hilarious Evansville Marketplace posts you see! Life is better when we can all laugh together.