Brad Pitt Retiring From Acting

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt is planning on retiring from acting! Apparently he's made enough money over the years to settle down somewhere in a village in Vietnam with his wife Angelina and there rainbow coalition of children! Personally I DON'T believe it. He's given a timeline of about 3 years, then he plans on calling it quits.

Most of the time when an actor, athlete, or rapper "announces" their retirement, it's turns out to be just a publicity stunt that gets everyone talking about them again (just like we are now), then they all-of-a-sudden come out of retirement with a new movie, team, or album ready to go! Now don't get me wrong, I like Brangelina, both of them, but if Mr. Pitt calls it quits, maybe he'll have time to learn the native languages of all those kids they've adopted!