10 Texts Women Hate Getting

There are definitely ten types of texts women dread getting. Some men even dread getting these messages. These are the worst ten types of text messages that people hate to get!

1) Automated Texts
Automated texts are just plain annoying. Half the time they are days too early in advance, or sent only twenty minutes before to remind you to be somewhere. The worst part is trying to ever unsubscribe from automated texts. Once you commit to automated texts, you essentially consent to electronic text harassment for life.

2) Awkward Openers
Abstain from the awkward openers. Just a “Hey” tends to make people uneasy. Our thoughts start reeling. What do they want? What are they about to ask? Why didn't they say anything other than, “Hey”? Also if you've just met someone, don't open with your life story. Keep it simple, light, but a sentence or two. Avoid awkward openers.

3) Soliciting nudes
Women just want you to know how very unique and sexy it is for you to solicit nudes from us immediately after we've met, or even better, before we've met. NOT. How do you think this is going to go well for you in a potential dating situation? “Send nudes” is generally not a good way to break the ice, and is definitely not a good way to actually get nude photographs. When men used to do this to me, I'd send them nudes...of a random, naked playgirl model from Google. Thank you, Google!

4) Group texts
Why do people group text? Why? Can we all not just get together and talk in person anymore? Do I really need to know every five seconds that Tina thinks Linda's joke is so funny that she sends everyone an “LOL” response. I'd rather be abandoned in the amazon to live a life of solitude than participate in mass text messaging.

5) Over-eager texts
Liking someone is a great thing. Liking someone to the point they think they need to get a restraining order is something else. Don't be too over eager. At least wait until she leaves the room to text her. Preferably a day or two.

6) Drunk Texts
Stop drunk texting. This applies to men and women. What are ya'll thinking? No, he doesn't think your incoherent messages about love and life are interesting. No, she doesn't need your body like a baby needs milk at 3am when she is currently asleep for the night. Stop waking people up at 3am with your drunken nonsense and go to sleep!

7) Penis Pictures
Men around the world, please remember this one piece of advice about your dong and women. If we want to see it, we will ask to see it. There are no addendum’s, additions, or alterations to this rule, this rule is pretty standard across the board. Do not send us your surprise dong photo. Just don't.

8) One Word Responses or 10 Page Texts
Both of these options blow. If I'm trying to talk to you about something marginally important and you keep responding with one word answers or the dreaded “K”, I feel like you don't even remotely care about the conversation. On the flip side of this, when my phone dings ten times in a row because someone has suddenly written me a response to a simple question the size of War and Peace, I'm definitely going to be annoyed.

9) Grammatical Train-wrecks
Generally, most adults prefer normal conversation via text and not acronyms and new grammatically incorrect short cuts. It is not “Gr8 2 c brows on fleek 2day FTR TBH”. No. Just no.

10) Wrong Number Texts
Ever have someone text you, insist that they know you, and then when you tell them you don't, they still insist that you do and that they don't have the wrong number? Happens all the time. These people have even gotten angry at me before because they think I'm their buddy lying to them. Insane. Funny enough, I have a friend who anytime this happens to him, he just goes with it until the other people finally get the hint. Comedic gold!

Be smart, text from the heart, and don't be creepy! Simple rules for texting.