More than just a 'Star Trek' celebrity, George Takei continues his crusade for internet dominance with a breathless reading from the infamous erotic bestseller.

We'll never get sick of you, George! Whichever words exit your mouth, we're pretty much guaranteed to laugh heartily -- usually, right along with you.

Whether you're expressing your immense distain for William Shatner or spouting that creepily toned "Oh my..." we'll forever be Takei fans.

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