An Ode to the Office Donuts
Work. It happens. Unless you've married rich, won the lottery, or had wealthy relatives. What makes work a little better??? Food.
Nothing beats that feeling of dragging into work, super tired, and wanting to go back to sleep, but you see in the distance......can it be????? YASSS DONUTS!!!
It's 8 o'clock in the morning
I wish I were still snoozing.
But I have to get up for work
Otherwise I'll end up like Steve Martin in The Jerk.
You see glimmer, sparkle, something is calling your name in the break room
Can it be, yes! A doughnut of your choosing, just for you!
In all seriousness, it doesn't matter how many times my office provides me with donuts. They will never get old.