Texas Roadhouse – Petty Reviews of the Tri-State!
Bringing you the pettiest reviews in the Tri-State!
With the semi-popularity of my Weird and Worst of Evansville B/S/T, I've decided to start compiling some of the most petty reviews left on Facebook review sites. Whether it be a restaurant or service, these reviews are all 100% real and 100% petty AF.
For the first edition of this (hopefully) award winning column, here's a review of Texas Roadhouse:
We've all been frustrated at slow service at a restaurant. It happens. What makes this petty is that the restaurant clearly tried to remedy the situation by giving this person HALF- OFF OF THEIR BILL! Texas Roadhouse is delicious and it isn't cheap. Yeah, you had to wait an hour for your food, but you got it for half-off. How can you be disappointed by that?
Also, way to super creep on the other tables that allegedly got there after you. Maybe they didn't have as many people as you did or maybe they were the table that wasn't creepily eye-ballin' everyone else. How does a waitress not seemed concerned that you've been waiting long? Did she not stop by every five minutes and say "Oh, damn, y'all still waiting?" She can't make your food come out any faster.
It's not like I'm doing 50 other things!
Overall, the restaurant tried to remedy the situation by taking half-off of your bill and apologizing for the wait. You're just petty and want to seem like you've been personally slighted by Texas Roadhouse. And that's not possible because Texas Roadhouse rolls are pure love and rainbows. .
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