Obiwan Kenobi Was Arrested for A Hit And Run

True story, some guy in California actually had his name legally changed to Obiwan Kenobi, but his friends all just call him Ben...

Obiwan was involved in a five car crash and instead of staying around like a responsible person he decided to flee the scene, he was recently arrested and charged with leaving the scene of an accident.  Luckily no one was injured, just a couple people complaining of mild pain so at least the wreck wasn't too serious, but that's still no excuse for fleeing the scene.  And thank you to the internet for releasing his ID so we can all laugh at the fact that this guy actually had his name changed to Obiwan Kenobi.

What fictional character would you change your name to?  I always like the Captain Underpants books when I was a kid, so I think I'd have to go with him.