Ah, St. Patrick's Day. That glorious day where not wearing green could get you heckled or pinched, and alcoholism is celebrated rather than frowned upon. To celebrate (in ways that don't include dying beer green or expanding our livers), we put our collective noggins together and came up with the celebrities we'd most like to party with.

Whether they're proficient partiers, just all-around awesome people or those that would leave us with a great story to tell, we wouldn't mind grabbing a pint with these celebrities and playing a game of pool.

In fact, we'd love it. (Call us?)