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Say No to Sex with The PURITY Bear!

Ever since the Jonas Brothers and the Disney company came out with the silly “Purity Rings”, abstinence groups like Day of Purity have been trying to find new and creative ways to stop teenage, pre-marital, sex! Most parents will try ANYTHING if it means that they don’t have to have the dreaded “TALK” with their kids. Now, the new attempt to gets kids to keep it in their pants has arrived and it’s called the PURITY BEAR!

Apparently, whenever a hormone-filled, teenage boy is tempted to engage in pre-marital coitus, this dumb looking bear is supposed to pop up over their shoulder like some furry angel, and remind him to wait until marriage. If you ask me, it’s too late by then! What if you get married and the sex is NO GOOD?!? Now you’re stuck with ‘em! But, if that’s your choice…

I grew up in a VERY religious household, and my mom NEVER talked to me about sex. And my dad would just looked at me, mumble something in a thick Arkansas accent, and laugh as he walked out of the room. Slick dad, real slick!

Take a look a this video and let me know if you think the Purity Bear is a successful deterrent from teenage sex…

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