Woman Claims She is The Karate Kid

According to the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office in South Carolina they got a call for a woman seeking medical attention.  According to the caller, they reported that their relative had not been acting right for days. When deputies went to check on things the woman was very hostile and claimed that she was the "Karate Kid"

According to the police report when asked what her name was, the woman said she was the Karate Kid, held her arms up, lifted a leg then smacked one of the deputies.  That's not exactly the greeting I believe they were looking for.

Apparently then deputies tried to restrain the 40 year old Tracey Smith, but she continued to hit and kick.  Apparently after some fighting on her part she had to be tazed to be subdued and arrested.  When she was taken to the hospital they found that she had huffed gasoline (Do people do that?) and then did some meth.

So the moral of the story?  Don't huff gasoline, because for one you'll never get the smell off and for two, it's gasoline...it's for your car/lawnmower/airplane not your respiratory system.  And also don't meth, because it makes you gross, and then makes you believe that you are in fact the Karate Kid, which you aren't especially if you're a 40 year old woman.

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