'The Late Show' catches up with news reports warning parents of the dangers of ordinary-looking objects that youngsters have turned into covert narcotics containers, plus more from last night's late-night shows.
Awards shows, to paraphrase a line from problematic Oscar winner Woody Allen's 'Annie Hall', are like both relationships and sharks: They have to constantly move forward or they'll die.
Following a rather, um, energetic opening number in which Justin Timberlake transformed the 2017 Oscars into a vaguely kid-friendly dance club featuring his song from Trolls, Jimmy Kimmel took the stage to deliver his opening monologue. In case you missed it, never fear because ABC has graciously uploaded it for your viewing pleasure.