By now, Jason Voorhees’ origin story has become as redundant and exhausting as the murder of Thomas and Martha Wayne. He was a kid with a physical abnormality who drowned because some careless teenage camp counselors were too busy gettin’ busy and smoking pot. We get it. But apparently we don’t get it enough because that long-developing Friday the 13th reboot is going to rehash Jason’s origins yet again — this time revealing even more needless information about the slasher boogeyman’s family history.
You're probably already aware, but just in case you're not, today is FRIDAY the 13TH! AHHHHHHHHH! Calm down, calm down, there's nothing to be afraid of...or is there? Friday the 13th is one of the superstitious days of the year, no matter WHAT months is happens to fall in. Some people will go so far as to alter their ENTIRE routine just so they don't have any "unfortunate accidents" do to increased sense of foreboding and fear associated with today.