VH1 reality show ‘Tons of Cash’ hardly has the gossip factor of shows like ‘Jersey Shore.’ But breakout star Jonny “The Greek Mystique” Sarhanis was determined to get some tabloid ink when he delivered an epic freak-out upon his departure from the show.

After giving an inspirational speech to the remaining contestants (liberally cribbed from ‘Rocky Balboa’), Sarhanis … well, you’ll just have to watch the video below to find out what he does:

[via Tosh.0]