Man Robs Bank after Giving Teller Full First and Last Name

Donald Townes is now being referred to as the worst bank robber in history.

Now, I'm not sure what all robbing a bank entails, but I'm almost certain you shouldn't start with giving the teller your real ID and writing a threatening note on the bank of a medical bill. But, that's exactly what 41-year-old Donald Townes did when attempting to rob a bank in Lake City, Florida.

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