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Donald Townes is now being referred to as the worst bank robber in history.

Now, I'm not sure what all robbing a bank entails, but I'm almost certain you shouldn't start with giving the teller your real ID and writing a threatening note on the bank of a medical bill. But, that's exactly what 41-year-old Donald Townes did when attempting to rob a bank in Lake City, Florida.

Take a listen to all the ridiculous stories from today's edition of Laser Stories:

Before you go, I need to know if you thought the hamster story was a publicity stunt by the woman at the airport. Please let me know your thoughts!

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