Honda Accord Perfect for Racing? – Weird and Worst of Evansville Buy/Sell/Trade

Every week, I go through all the crap people are selling on Facebook and compile a list of the Weird and Worst. This is one of those stories. *cue Law and Order noise*

Weird - Jordan's for a Child

This one might just be nitpicking because this child has nicer shoes than I do. Other than being cool, I can't rationalize paying Air Jordan prices for a child's shoe. Of course, I don't have any kids so buying basketball shoes for my offspring isn't an issue yet. I certainly hope that the girl who had these before dunked on least 4 grown-men while wearing these. My only suggestion for the seller is that tons of people sell shoes on Evansville/Buy/Sell/Trade. You need a good hook. Tell people the shoes are a historic artifact or will give your kids super powers like in the cinematic masterpiece Like Mike starring Lil Bow Wow.

Weird - Kinda Sexual Board Games

Nothing says party like busting out a PG-13 board game from the mid-2000's. Not only do you get the original Battle of the Sexes, you also get the follow-up game Battle of the Sexes: The Battle Continues, often described as the World War II of sex-themed battles according to an Amazon.com review I just made up. This is the kind of game you would bust out if you don't want to offend guests by playing Cards Against Humanity or if everyone at your party is Mormon. You also get The Charade Game where the object is to keep up the charade that you are having a good time playing The Charade Game.

Worst - 1994 Honda Accord aka Tokyo Drifting on a Budget

Are you excited for the upcoming film Furious 8? Did you watch the first 7 films and say to yourself: "I want to get into street racing but I am very poor." If you did, this is the deal for you. This high-mileage beast screams "badass racing vehicle" as made apparent by the black hood and side-decal (which looks like someone hot glued some sweet snakeskin to the side of the car). Not only will this car be perfect to drag race (it's not), it's also great for dirt! The 1994 Honda Accord was definitely built with off-road capabilities in mind by the car's ability to get stranded in even the smallest amount of snow. This is acar that a video game like Forza Horizon gives you as a default. Sure, you can paint it (and add 17 Monster Energy Drink logos to make it go faster), but it's still a 1994 Honda Accord. If you show up to a street race with this car, street racing leaves your town forever. And nobody wants to be the person that makes street racing leave forever. Unless Lil Bow Wow is involved. He can take his magic shoes and Tokyo Drift the hell out of here.

There you have it. That's the Weird and Worst for this week! And just think, I did it with only two references to Lil Bow Wow!