Friends and Family Start Petition to Get Friend to Shave Terrible Mustache
It truly is a blight on society.
This is my friend Ryan. I've know him since college and served as a groomsman at his wedding. He's a pretty good friend. He's also a very dedicated family man.
He's basically every suburban dad stereotype you can imagine. And that's not a bad thing. Unfortunately, his family is currently enduring a unique hardship: He's decided to grow a mustache. And it's terrible.
If you have small children, turn them away from the computer now.
I know, it's very hard to look at. His wife has expressed her displeasure of his upper-lip hair and I'm sure his daughter is clinging to old photos of him and wondering where her daddy went.
However, you can help: Our friend Dan has started a petition to get Ryan to shave his mustache. The petition is only asking for 100 signatures. Please help us make a mustache-less future for our friends.
This is all in good fun and are no way attempting to body shame anyone who may choose to have a stylish mustache.