Five Things Chris Rene’s ‘Young Homie’ May Be Tripping On [VIDEO]
# 5 - SHOELACES
Always double-knot those things kids! You're liable to fall and break your neck which could lead to paralysis or dying. I guess if there's a bright side, if either of those things were to happen, you wouldn't have to worry about tripping on anything again.
________________________________________________________________________________
# 4 - THE BROWN ACID
________________________________________________________________________________
# 3 - SNOOKI'S POPULARITY
"Wait a minute...she has no discernible talent, unless you count being a loudmouth hothead a talent, and someone pays her millions of dollars for it?!?! Color my mind blown."
________________________________________________________________________________
# 2 - PEOPLE WHO CHALLENGE YOU TO RE-POST AN ISSUE ON FACEBOOK
"Let me get this straight, by your logic, if I don't re-post this statement about loving God, soldiers dying, or a child who has overcome some kind of "bad hand" dealt to them by life, I am heartless and therefore don't care about anything? You know what...I'm actually OK with that."
________________________________________________________________________________
# 1 - LINDSAY LOHAN'S CAREER
Let's be honest here, that thing is never getting up.
________________________________________________________________________________