Evansville Marketplace never disappoints when it comes to bizarre things people are selling across the Tri-State. 

Every week or so, I dig through the postings on Evansville's Facebook Marketplace. For the most part, it's just garbage that people trying to sell for way too much. Like, do you honestly think someone wants to buy your sofa that's covered in stains and pet hair for $300? Come on now.

Between all the nasty couch posts, I'll come across some gems. It's rare, but boy do they deliver. Because I like the company, I've decided to start sharing these finds with you.

Here's the best Evansville Marketplace finds of the week:

I'm pretty sure 90% of people couldn't use up all these condoms before the expiration date, but who am I to judge?

Honestly, who needs a front wheel? I'll just say a bike isn't worth much without both wheels.

As a former Cowboys fan (only because my family told me I had to be), I giggled a little at this. If you don't know the possible reasoning behind the seller getting rid of this jersey, it probably doesn't resonate with you. Google "Zeke holdout" and then we can laugh together.

GET THIS GIGANTIC BEAR I GOT FOR MY STUPID EX OUT OF MY HOUSE IMMEDIATELY.

Man, y'all are cold with the exes this week. Why not just say, "chaps for sale"? Gotta let the world know you're single too, I suppose. 

 It's the caption of this post that got me cackling. "Pet friendly". LOL. Now I can only see a dog wearing this Levi's hoodie. I'm sure the poster meant that the home was pet-free, but pet friendly is way better.