Dude Who Sleeps With Eyes Open Will Haunt You

Sleeping with both eyes open isn't just an expression -- it's a way of life.

See, this fella catches some shuteye without, well, the shut eye part actually taking place. He sleeps with his eyes open, like some spooky villain in a terrible horror movie or a guy who's had too much gas at the dentist.

Seriously, this is going to give us nightmares. But at least our eyes will be closed when it happens.