Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sofia Vergara + Ellen DeGeneres Do the Best Diet Pepsi Commercial Ever [VIDEO]
When we last saw good-natured 'Modern Family' star Sofia Vergara on Ellen DeGeneres' show, she played along as she was the literal butt of a joke that spoofed her infamous wardrobe malfunction.
This time around, Vergara was tasked with making it all the way through a scripted Diet Pepsi commercial while Ellen did everything in her power to make her friend lose focus -- including breaking bottles o
Angelina Jolie + Brad Pitt Are Making Wine Now. Because of Course They Are.
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."
Black Keys Drummer Patrick Carney Says Justin Bieber Doesn’t Deserve Any Grammys [VIDEO]
The Black Keys racked up four Grammy wins last night (Feb. 10), but that doesn't mean their drummer Patrick Carney thinks he should share the wealth with Justin Bieber.
CBS Asks Grammy Nominees to Kindly Keep Their Lady Nips + ‘Puffy’ Genitals Covered
CBS is so worried that the musicians appearing on the Grammys this Sunday (Feb. 10) will anger the FCC that producers actually sent out a written warning to all attendees. In short: Hide your boobs, hide your ass cracks -- the Grammys will not abide your genital-related shenanigans.
Lady Gaga Attacks Her Former Assistant With More Curses Than a Tarantino Movie
Lady Gaga's former assistant, Jennifer O'Neill, is suing Mother Monster for a whole lotta unpaid overtime. And when Gaga gave a deposition, she was not only out for blood, she used more expletives than the entirety of 'Pulp Fiction.'
Taylor Swift Claims Part of Her ‘Just Wants to Be Alone.’ Which Part Is Up to You.
Taylor Swift loves her alone time. At least according to a recent interview where she tries to make her words speak louder than her actions.
Adele Will Make Her Triumphant Return to the Stage to Perform ‘Skyfall’ at the Oscars
She's already made her first public appearance since giving birth to her mystery-named baby to snag a Best Original Song win at the Golden Globes (to the delight of many and the chagrin of one), and now Adele will sing at the Oscars in her first onstage performance since becoming a mom.
Taylor Swift Is Embarrassed That Her Revolving Door Relationships Amuse Us
Taylor Swift wants the world to take her seriously as an artist and wants more attention paid to her music and less to her love life. Which, as a celebrity who collects boyfriends like some hoarders collect cats, just isn't happening.
Taylor Swift May Have Had a Super-Secret Boob Job That We’re All Just Now Noticing
After arriving on the red carpet at the People's Choice Awards in a daring, plunging and expertly taped-down white dress, a lot of people (us included) noticed that Taylor Swift's rack seemed, shall we say, "artificially enhanced."
And there may be a damned good reason for it.
Lady Gaga Wants to Rescue Neverland Ranch + Basically Become Michael Jackson
In her continuing quest to buy everything Michael Jackson ever touched, Lady Gaga has now set her sights on the enormous adult playground that is Neverland Ranch.
‘Twilight’ Nominated for All the Razzies Ever
Hollywood has its Golden Globes and its Oscars, but us humbler folks have the Razzies, an awards show created to honor the very worst in cinema. From painful movies to pathetic acting, the Razzies have spent more than three decades punishing the worst of the worst with a $5 award that's glamorously spray-painted gold.
And this year, there was one clear frontrunner in the list of nominees: 'The Twi
Scathing NY Times Piece Shows Why Lindsay Lohan May Be Pretty Much Unemployable Forever
Lindsay Lohan has garnered her fair share of media attention based on her propensity for getting herself in repeated legal trouble and some allegedly sticky fingers, but while all these things keep her in the public eye, they also ultimately keep her out of work.
And a new profile of the actress shed a whole lot of light on how bad the problem really is.