Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Joe Jonas Might Have a Drug-Fueled Sex Tape With Some Model and We Can’t Even
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland
Oprah Is Totally Fine With Terrence Howard Loving Her Tig Ol’ Bitties [VIDEO]
Oprah's co-star in the upcoming film 'The Butler,' Terrence Howard, recently had a few choice words to say about his sex scene with her, and most of those words involved her giant rack and how much he loved it.
Some people found his comments crass and insulting -- but Oprah wasn't one of them.
Celebrities We’d Love to Party With
Ah, St. Patrick's Day. That glorious day where not wearing green could get you heckled or pinched, and alcoholism is celebrated rather than frowned upon. To celebrate (in ways that don't include dying beer green or expanding our livers), we put our collective noggins together and came up with the celebrities we'd most like to party with.
Once Upon a Time, Robert Pattinson Was an Underwear Model in Japan [PHOTOS]
Way back at the ripe old age of 14, before he became the sparkly vampire that would make him famous, a now 26-year-old Robert Pattinson channeled his best androgynous duck-face and modeled underwear in Japan. And now he kind of regrets ever doing it.
Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Aren’t Talking About Their Breakup, But These GIFs Will
Now that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth seem to be kaput, we'd really like some sort of comment from Miley herself about what the past few weeks have been like for her.
But since she's not using social media to talk about her personal life anymore, we had to create our own narrative. Via GIFs, of course.
Street Art Depicts Kim Kardashian Knocked Up With an Alien – Photo of the Week
We've called Kim Kardashian many things, but "art" is not one of them. (That would make Leonardo DaVinci and the rest of the Ninja Turtles roll over in their graves.)
But tongue-in-cheek street art? That, we'll take.
Jennifer Lawrence Was Awesome Even Back When She Was Bullied as a Kid
Jennifer Lawrence may be a well-loved Oscar-winner now, but as a kid, the other chicks didn't like her so much. Probably because some of those same endearing, human qualities she has now that we love so much made her the odd girl out back then.
Little did those bullies know they were noogying a future Academy Award winner.
Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Take a Plea Deal That Ends in Jail, Rehab, or Anything Not Fun
Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab.
Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.
George Clooney + Stacy Keibler’s Relationship May Be Past Its Sell-By Date
Sounds like Stacy Keibler and George Clooney are on their way to splitsville, with the silver fox once again reclaiming his Bachelor of the Millennium title. (We might have made up that honorary.)
Jake Gyllenhaal Somehow Managed to Find a Model That Leonardo DiCaprio Overlooked
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal is currently dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato -- who, miraculously, hasn't yet been conquered by Leonardo DiCaprio.
Quick, stick a flag in her and claim her for the United States of Gyllenhaal before it's too late!
Famous Fears: The Strangest Celebrity Phobias
Everyone's afraid of something. And if you're not, chances are you're not really human -- because even celebrities, those citizens we put on pedestals, have phobias, some of which can seem far from normal.
But even outside of Hollywood, if it exists, chances are someone you know is afraid of it. Yes, even rainbows. (That's called iridophobia.)
Ryan Lochte + Carmen Electra Spotted Kissing and Canoodling [PHOTOS]
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.
We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.