Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

Behati Prinsloo Flashes Her Ring + Describes How Adam Levine Popped the Question [PHOTO]

Adam Levine may joke that he's not a romantic (because that's what happens when you say you take women to McDonalds on dates), but his fiancee, Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo, knows differently.

Cory Monteith’s Final Video Message to a Fan Surfaces [VIDEO]

A video has surfaced of the late Cory Monteith giving a message to a fan while on a flight to Vancouver -- where he later died of an accidental overdose.

Kristen Wiig Goes on ‘Jimmy Fallon’ Not as Herself, But as Michael Jordan [VIDEOS]

Last night on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Kristen Wiig was scheduled to appear, but as a surprise, Fallon told the audience that Michael Jordan was there instead. Enter Kristen in a basketball jersey, Air Jordans and a bad bald cap to play Michael Jordan for the entire interview. (Kind of.)

Cory Monteith Autopsy Reveals Cause of Death Was a Mixture of Heroin + Alcohol [VIDEO]

A preliminary autopsy report has been released for former 'Glee' actor Cory Monteith, who died on July 13 at the age of 31. Sadly, it seems a combination of alcohol and heroin led to his death.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Spencer Pratt

Spencer Pratt was pretty sure his wife Heidi Montag would sell more albums than people who actually have musical talent. Oh how very wrong he was.

Adele’s New Madame Tussaud’s Wax Figure Actually Looks Like Adele [PHOTOS]

Wax figures: They can either be done oh so wrong, or oh so right. And thankfully for songbird Adele, hers was done with startling perfection, from her face all the way down to her dual-tone nails.

Jay-Z Debuts ‘Magna Carta Holy Grail’ Artwork Next to the Actual Magna Carta [PHOTOS]

Jay-Z has revealed the cover art for his latest album 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' -- but instead of doing it the normal way, he did it by displaying it next to an actual copy of the Magna Carta. (We guess the Holy Grail was busy being fictional and couldn't attend.)

Alicia Silverstone Wants Your Breast Milk

Eco-warrior Alicia Silverstone is at it again, but this time it's not to tout ecologically safe vibrators that run on love and patchouli or to feed her son like a baby bird -- but rather to organize a breast milk swap between mothers. Sorry, were you eating? Our bad.

If You Want to Take Justin Bieber’s Picture, You Can’t Talk to Him or Play Selena Gomez Music

A rider from a recent Justin Bieber photoshoot has been obtained by TMZ, and it's a gem -- with demands ranging from no one being allowed to speak to him to Selena Gomez's music being banned in his presence. Well then.

Westboro Baptist Calls Taylor Swift a ‘Whore,’ Vows to Protest Upcoming Concert

The members of the Westboro Baptist Church protest against pretty much everything, including gay funerals, the funerals of soldiers, and even Comic Con (dressing up and having fun must have been one of those sins we missed). Their reasons for doing it never make sense, so in their world, it's logical to protest a Taylor Swift concert, too. Why? Because she's the Whore of Babylon incarnate, of cour

Sexy Celebrity Selfies: See Lindsay Lohan, Russell Brand, Amanda Bynes + More [PHOTOS]

Ah, the selfie. The most narcissistic thing on social media -- and the not-so-secret guilty pleasure of many. Celebrities, especially.