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10 Ways Ryan’s Brain Can Be a Real Scumbag

The human brain is wild contraption; able to store a lifetime’s worth of memories, factoids, and knowledge. However, despite it’s ridiculous, dare I say, “mind blowing” abilities, sometimes it decides to act in a way that is just dumb.

For example, the idea for this blog entry came to me after this happened during church service on Easter Sunday —

Scumbag Brain - Church Lyrics

What those song lyrics were, I can’t remember now of course, which is just another example of how the human brain can be an idiot. It did at least remember that I wanted to put this list together, so there’s that.

Using the “Scumbag Brain” meme generator at the appropriately titled,, here are a few other examples of how my brain can just be a total a-hole.

Scumbag Brain - Falling
Scumbag Brain - Football Player
Scumbag Brain - Concentration
Scumbag Brain - Pull Don't Push
Scumbag Brain - Wake Up Early
Scumbag Brain - Remembers Name
Scumbag Brain - Mysterious Dream
Scumbag Brain - Locking the Door
Scumbag Brain - Workout Decision
Scumbag Brain - Wanted 12 Ideas, Came Up with 11

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