Would You Buy This Poo?
You can find a lot of crazy things on eBay, and I’m sure you’ve seen things about crazy items people have listed on eBay. For instance this pizza that sold on eBay because it looks like it has Jesus’ face on it. But how about bird poop that looks like Michael Jackson?
Yep, you did in fact read that correctly. 29-year-old Brandon Tudor from Oswego was driving down the freeway when a bird pooped on his windshield. Nothing new there, sounds like a normal day, the real weirdness set in when Brandon really examined said poo (and seriously who does that? I usually see it as an issue, clean it off and get on with my life, but oh no no no, not Brandon). He noticed that the poop looked a lot like the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson (side not, that’s pop not poop, I read it as poop too, so don’t feel bad).
So after realizing that said bird poop resembled Michael Jackson, Brandon did what any normal person would do, he took the poo to eBay. Brandon said that he immediately noticed the poop’s resemblance to the late pop star, so he wrapped his windshield in plastic and stored his car in the garage.
Unfortunately the auction for this item has ended on eBay and unfortunately nobody could beat the $500 asking price he placed on his MJ resembeling, bird poop having windshield. Sad day.
So what do you think, does this poo look like the King of Pop, or does it look more like just a bunch of bull poo to you?
Also I would just like to state that I have never said the word “poop” or any variation of the word that many times. Not sure if this is an accomplishment or a problem.