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Clerk Foils Robbery by Being on the Phone
The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His&nbs…
Possibly the Worlds Dumbest Criminal
When you do something illegal, posting about it on the internet isn't a smart idea.  When you do something really illegal, like, oh I don't know rob a bank, that's something you REALLY shouldn't post about on the internet.  Apparently 19-year old Hannah Sabata didn&apos…
Intruder Calls 911 Before Homeowner Does [AUDIO]
A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911.
Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch.
Worried the returning homeowner would shoot him, Timothy James Chapek -- who had just helped himself to a show…