Possibly the Worlds Dumbest Criminal
When you do something illegal, posting about it on the internet isn’t a smart idea. When you do something really illegal, like, oh I don’t know rob a bank, that’s something you REALLY shouldn’t post about on the internet. Apparently 19-year old Hannah Sabata didn’t think about that when she decided to make a YouTube video showing off her loot.
Go ahead and grab the Worlds Dumbest Criminal award, because this girl really earned it!
The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen clearly is better at stealing things, than thinking things through. After her crime spree Hannah couldn’t wait to I guess tell her friends, so she made a YouTube video where she holds up signs talking all about her crime spree. Not only did she rob a local bank, she also stole drugs out of a car, then actually stole a Pontiac GrandAM. I learned all of that from her video, which she so cleverly titled ‘Chick Bank Robber’. Smooth move Ex-Lax!
In the description of her video she says “I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I’m rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i’m going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!” I’m not doubting her Greenday love, considering it is what she decided to use as the soundtrack to her video. But I am confused about what she is going to do with the money. She said she was going to pay off college financial aid, and go shopping. The only problem with that is she made off with just over $6,000 and what school is she going to where she can pay off her loans with $6,000 and still be able to afford a shopping spree? Seriously, I’m a college student, and my loans are way more than that. Can someone enlighten me here?
Luckily though soon after it was shot she was arrested and the video is being used against her in court, and I can almost guarantee that the judge is thinking “easiest case ever!”
Check out the incriminating video below! Beware though it does show drugs, so it is a little NSFW-ish