Osama bin Laden Rises From the Dead, Starts Tweeting
So when Osama Bin Laden rose from the dead and began tweeting via numerous accounts on Sunday night, it was only a little strange.
Mostly, though, it was funny.
Some of the more notable tweets include:
@BinLadenInHell: “That Celine Dion music kept me up all friggin’ night. Hell really sucks!”
@OsamaInHell: “Oh good – turns out James Franco is teaching a class here next month.”
@GhostOsama: “Good news, confirmed all my virgins are girls, got 70 left, about to be 68″
@Real_Bin_Laden: “I already miss my mansion. Had just gotten that ‘World is Yours’ statue and the desk full of cocaine set up where I wanted them.”