With imminent threat of the Zombie Apocalypse right around the corner, we decided to help our listeners prepare!

The CDC lists:

  • Food
  • Water
  • Traveling clothes and sturdy walking shoes
  • Duct tape
  • Medications
  • Personal care items
  • First-aid kit
  • Important documents
  • Wind up powered radio

These are all important things to have in any emergency preparedness kit but if you are dealing with zombies you may need a few more supplies. Here is what the KISS staff came up with. What else should be included on the list?

  • Wasp Spray
  • Louisville Slugger
  • Lots of coffee because you can’t sleep
  • Neosporin for when they try to eat your face
  • Steel toe boots
  • An automatic weapon or two with bayonet tips
  • A hacksaw
  • Green face paint to fit in
  • Some dead rotting meat to hang off you so they don’t smell you comin’
  • A solar-powered tank with battery backup
  • A donkey to carry supplies
  • Zombie repellant
  • Glittery smoke bombs
  • Lip gloss for Jaclyn Graves
  • Chuck Norris and/or McGuyver