KISS Zombie Preparedness List

With imminent threat of the Zombie Apocalypse right around the corner, we decided to help our listeners prepare!

The CDC lists:

• Food
• Water
• Traveling clothes and sturdy walking shoes
• Duct tape
• Medications
• Personal care items
• First-aid kit
• Important documents
• Wind up powered radio

These are all important things to have in any emergency preparedness kit but if you are dealing with zombies you may need a few more supplies. Here is what the KISS staff came up with. What else should be included on the list?

• Wasp Spray
• Louisville Slugger
• Lots of coffee because you can’t sleep
• Neosporin for when they try to eat your face
• Steel toe boots
• An automatic weapon or two with bayonet tips
• A hacksaw
• Green face paint to fit in
• Some dead rotting meat to hang off you so they don’t smell you comin’
• A solar-powered tank with battery backup
• A donkey to carry supplies
• Zombie repellant
• Glittery smoke bombs
• Lip gloss for Jaclyn Graves
• Chuck Norris and/or McGuyver