I just learned big box stores have a color-coded intercom announcement system they keep private to not cause panic when audible warnings must be given to staff.
I think it's safe to say considering my history that I'm really not the person who should be labeling things as "strange". However, an argument could be made that I'm the perfect person to be the crown prince of odd. That's why I was very pleased to learn that Illinois Walmart stores are full of items that are downright bizarre.