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"We cannot rest or truly recover until there is fair distribution to every corner of the world."

Plus, see how Piers Morgan's ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle lives on!

“I intend to help create impact in people’s lives..."

Here's a piece of free advice: keep your hands to yourself.

The Muppet power couple took a few moments to congratulate the royal couple on the arrival of their new baby.

Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis. So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.

Prince William and Kate Middleton showed off their Royal Baby to the peasants, and guess what? He looks like a baby.

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

The Royal Baby is on the way. Prince William's adorable wife, Kate Middleton (Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, if you're fancy), is in labor, readying to deliver the third-in-line to the throne.

- Kate Middleton accidentally says she's having something that starts with a D. Dolphin?

Yeah, we got it, royal PR firm. Our lovely Kate is having a baby. That news is so last year. So why the new announcement?

I'll be honest, I'm not exactly sure what role Queen Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Phillip play in British politics outside of being the faces for their country and waving in tight, tiny circles during parades. It seems to me that a majority, if not all British governing policy comes from Parliment. Whatever their role, they managed to find time in their schedule to crash a wedding.