macaulay culkin

The Rob's Bizarre Theory Returns
The Rob's Bizarre Theory Returns
The Rob's Bizarre Theory Returns
So, I'm not trying to beat a dead horse here.  Or maybe I am.  I've had this theory since 2009 and I've now found more proof to further my argument.  I've attached my original article under this recent update, but the point is, I'm here to prove that Macaulay Culkin is the biological father of Paris Jackson.
The Rob's Bizarre Theory
The Rob's Bizarre Theory
The Rob's Bizarre Theory
If you are an avid listener of my radio show you've probably heard me spout off about this theory a time or two in the past, but now it's time for me to get this out there in writing.  I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that Macaulay Culkin is the biological father of at least one of Michael Jackson's children.  Probably all of them.