If you were ever thinking about starting your own hospital, please keep in mind that what you call your hospital plays a big part in whether or not it's successful. You've got to try to work in the words "Memorial," or "Medical Center," or "Central."

I'm not saying that proper naming is the key, but how many hospitals have you encountered that had names like "Fred's Hospital," or "Kenny's Surgery And Slots?" And, if you did happen upon "Fred's Hospital," how confident would you be in Fred's abilities?

Luckily, here in Illinois, that doesn't matter. You could search the whole state and never find Fred's Hospital or Kenny's Surgery and Slots.

What you will find are 26 Illinois hospitals that a new study ranks as the best in Illinois, and among the very best in the entire nation.

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How Did Someone Determine That 26 Illinois Hospitals Are So Much Better Than The Others?

The website r.statista.com is home to the experts in the assessment of companies, brands, and products. Their mission statement says "We are committed to empowering businesses by delivering accurate, comprehensive rankings and esteemed awards that catalyze growth, foster innovation, and promote transparency in the market."

With that in mind, to come up with their hospital ratings they based the ratings on a nationwide online survey of health care professionals, quality of care metrics, accreditation data, patient satisfaction data, and more. Overall, they looked at over 700 hospitals and medical centers nationwide.

So, let's take a look at the 26 Illinois hospitals that are doing it better, according to r.statista.com's study.

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Unsurprisingly, Chicago And The Chicagoland Area Have The Majority Of Illinois' Top-Ranked Hospitals, But There Are Locations In Downstate Illinois, Too

Here's the Top 26 list:

  1. Rush University Medical Center, Chicago
  2. Northwestern Memorial Hospital , Chicago
  3. Northwestern Medicine Central DuPage Hospital, Winfield
  4. University of Chicago Medical Center, Chicago
  5. Evanston Hospital
  6. Loyola University Medical Center, Maywood
  7. Northwestern Medicine McHenry Hospital, McHenry
  8. Advocate Good Samaritan Hospital, Downers Grove
  9. Advocate Lutheran General Hospital, Park Ridge
  10. Advocate Good Shepherd Hospital, Barrington
  11. Elmhurst Hospital
  12. Northwestern Medicine Lake Forest Hospital, Lake Forest
  13. Northwestern Medicine Delnor Hospital, Geneva
  14. Edward Hospital, Naperville
  15. Ascension Alexian Brothers, Elk Grove Village
  16. Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, Chicago
  17. Silver Cross Hospital, New Lenox
  18. UChicago Medicine AdventHealth Hinsdale
  19. Advocate Christ Medical Center, Oak Lawn
  20. Riverside Medical Center, Kankakee
  21. Carle BroMenn Medical Center, Normal
  22. SSM Health St. Mary’s Hospital, Centralia
  23. Advocate Sherman Hospital, Elgin
  24. Memorial Hospital Belleville
  25. Northwestern Medicine Kishwaukee Hospital, DeKalb
  26. John H. Stoger, Jr. Hospital of Cook County, Chicago

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