Groundhog’s Day Results are in!
What did the weather-predicting rodent have to say?
If you're anything like me, you typically get your weather reports not from a meteorologist, or a website, or an app, but from an ugly stinky weasel that's been living in a hole.
Surely surrounded by a large group of equally foul-smelling drunks in central Pennsylvania, Punxatawny Phil emerged from his hole moments ago and was immediately scared back into his hole by his own shadow. Traditionalists believe this will lead to 6 more weeks of winter.
...However, here in the tri-state, we haven't had any weeks of winter yet anyway.