It's been a while since we've taken a dive into the hilarity that is Evansville Watch, so let's see what the stars of our fine city have been up to.

If you aren't familiar with Evansville Watch, I can only assume you've been living under a rock. Or, maybe, you're one of its featured members. Either way, I'll bring you up to speed. Evansville Watch is an organization that monitors the police scanner and live-posts calls as they come in. While some posts are pretty "normal", a majority of them are not. Who would've thought Evansville would produce such bizarre content?

Here are some of the best posts from Evansville Watch as of late:

3200 Block of Austin Ave. Caller said her daughter brought a guy home, and he's acting a fool.

442 W Lloyd at Taco Bell. Intoxicated subject driving a Silver Acura is causing issue with an employee in the Drive-Thru
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Theft in Progress - 10800 block of Havenwood Meadows Dr. Caller says their neighbor next door was caught stealing firewood and they’re now burning it. VCSO en route.

800 N Green River Rd, JCPenny. A male is lying in the grass with a cigarette and a backpack. Southwest corner of the parking lot. EPD en route.

Fight in Progress - 2600 block of Culverson Ave. Caller says 3 white males are fighting in the street. Dispatched advises they received a call from the same subject earlier and he was hallucinating that someone was at his door and came out with a bat when police arrived. EPD en route.

Check Welfare - Highway 41 & Virginia St. Caller says there is a black male running in the area acting like an airplane.

Investigation - 2800 block of S Weinbach Ave. Bonfire in the back of the home. Fire is not controlled. Loud party as well.

Theft in Progress - Louisiana St & 3rd Ave. Male tried to steal the callers bike and now they’re trying to fight each other.

Suspicious Person - Washington Ave & Highway 41 on the northeast corner - Male is holding a sign that says “I ran out of opioids.”

Fight in Progress - 920 E Riverside Dr, Zesto’s Drive-In. 2 white males are outside fighting. Several others are standing around watching.

Way to stay classy, Evansville!