10 Semi-Serious, Humorous, and Sometimes Gross Things Women Don’t Want Their Men To Know

If you listen to the Rob's Radio Show with Kat Mykals, you know there aren't too many subjects that are off limits. And, one of our FAVORITE things to talk about is the inner-most private dealings of women. Rob Hirschbuhl's education about the better half is a daily delight.

So, here are 10 semi-serious, humorous, and sometimes gross things women don't want their men to know by our friend Sunny Richardson. Read only at your discretion!

1. Bodily Functions and Dysfunctions

Two words: Vagina sweat.

2. The Sarah McLachlan Ugly Cry

We get a tad over-emotional at inappropriate times, like when the homeless animal commercials come on television and the sad doggy faces make us bawl into our nightly ice-cream.

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3. Neurotic Behavior is Not Uncommon

We redo things after you do them because we kind of hate the way that you do them. And your lack of effort makes us kind of crazy. But, at least you tried. But you should have tried harder!!!

4. It Takes a LOT of Effort to Look this Good

Don't even ask how much money we actually spend on our beauty routines, including the money we toss in desperation at the latest, trendiest, organic, hypoallergenic, all natural products at the promise of perfection. And, we'll probably buy that $100 eye cream from our enterprising friend who sells beauty products out of the trunk of her car because we don't want to feel awkward in a friendship that we don't actually care about anyway. #neuroticbehaviorisnotuncommon

5. We Don't Really LIKE Pimples, But If You Got One... Make the Best of It

BEHOLD: the deep, disgusting satisfaction we get from popping pimples; ours and yours.

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6. Most of Us Pee a Little When We Cough, Sneeze, or Laugh too Hard

You try pushing a watermelon out a hole the size of a quarter and see what happens! Thanks a lot, CHILD BIRTH. (Are you starting to understand the neurotic behavior? Seriously, we pee on ourselves daily...)

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7. Our Minds Never Stop. Never... never... NEVER.

You know how you veg out in front of the TV when you get home and don't have a care in the world except if your team will win? Yeah, us... not so much. We have a constant running inner-monologue riddled with worries, insecurities, and to-dos. It is magnified at bedtime and when there' something really important that needs to be tended to immediately.

8. The Love/Hate Relationship with Spanx

We wear layers of awkward, organ crushing shape-wear that takes an enormous amount of time and patience to get on and off.

9. It's a Forest - Get Over It

Most of us don't shave our legs all winter. Hello, leggings! Guys LOVE leggings, right?? RIGHT??

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10. We Haven't Always Been this Perfect Unicorn that Stands Before You

Just don't even ask about our past sexual experiences; how many and who they're with. But, don't worry, neurotic behavior has always been pretty common with me!

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