This guy probably gets all the ladi...HA! HA! I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face.

Truth be told, Japan's Hiroyuki Suzuki may just the guy every girl dreams of considering the speed and coordination he displays with his hands. And if that's the case, then sorry guys, you'll never live up to your woman's expectations.

Suzuki was crowned the champion at the World Yo-Yo Championship held in Orlando over the weekend after this impressive performance. While you may be quick to blow this off as simply a guy doing tricks with a yo-yo, I'd encourage you to watch the video because this guy does some really impressive things with a yo-yo. As far as impressive things he can do with a woman, well, there's no video for that...that I know of. Ew.

[Source: Yahoo! Games]