I was scrolling through my Facebook news feed today and I ran across a photo of someone who took a shirtless "selfie" looking away from the camera. Then this person also added Instagram filters.

I am a firm believer that no man (or woman) should take these weird self portraits. It's one thing to take a self portrait but it's another to take it in the mirror and act like you don't know anyone is taking your picture. Oh, and the whole shirtless thing - I don't care how much you work out or how ripped you are, you look dumb when you do this.

If you must take a #selfie, CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM and DON'T TAKE THESE IN PUBLIC PLACES!

Finally, if you still insist on doing all the former, hashtag it #doucheyselfie so we can all sit and have a good laugh and don't take more than one per millennium. Here's some more weird, creepy and yucky man selfies we found around the web.

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