Want a Shot at Winning Millions of Dollars?
You are obviously here because you want to win millions of dollars…Unfortunately, I am broke, but you can play “The Hoosier Lotto” and win $13 million. If I won that much money it would totally change my life. Here is a list of the things I would do if I was a millionaire.
* Gastric Bypass Surgery – that way I could be skinny.
* I would buy my mom a house and pay off her car so she did not have to work.
* I would buy a house big enough for me and some of my close friends. They could live with me, but I would not support them. We would have a huge pool, hot tub and a waterside complete with a fully stocked bar.
* I would never work again, except for radio – I actually like that job.
* I would buy a condo in Florida so I could go visit my friends whenever I wanted.
* I would offer scholarships to sexy chicks that want to spend quality time with me over the summer.
If I were rich these are a few of the things I would do. I think I would remain myself and not let money corrupt me.