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The Rob’s Top 5 Stern Quotes From Last Night’s ‘America’s Got Talent’

Howard Stern on America's Got Talent
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Hey now, America’s Got Talent fans…  Or Howard Stern fans who can’t stand AGT! I watched last night’s episode from Austin, TX and, as usual, I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 Howard Stern quotes.


After watching a group of pierced performers throw darts at each other, staple things to themselves, and break cinderblocks over their backs:

“Why don’t I want a massage from you?”

While preparing to see a group of oddly-dressed body-contortionists, Howard pointed out the absurdity of what they have dedicated their lives to:

“We can’t wait to see you contort.

There was a VERY large pole-dancer did a very disappointing and lardy quasi-strip show:

“You’re a beautiful spirit.  You’ve got a beautiful soul.  You’re a good sport…  But no.”

 

Host Nick Cannon joined the obese woman on stage in a mock duct-tape bikini-top and worked the pole with her.  Howard commented on his form:

 

“Nick’s got some physique!  What the hell is going on?!  He’s an adonis!  I’ve got to work out!”

 

And finally, during a montage that featured some sort of jug band, Howard informed of us something that even I didn’t know…  And I’ve been listening to his show for 16 years!

“I was in a jug band once when I was in fifth grade.  I played the jug…  I was really good!”

 

Thanks for reading, and I’ll have 5 more Howard Stern quotes for you on Tuesday!

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