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The Rob’s Top 5 Stern Quotes From Last Night’s ‘America’s Got Talent’

Howard Stern on America's Got Talent
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The semi-finals continued this week, and Tuesday twelve acts performed  for at least the third time.  “America’s Judge” Howard was full of thoughts and quotes, and I have once agian compiled the Top 5!

The first quote actually came from a video package.  The package was for the clogging group All That.  Sharon has been especially smitten with this group, and has encouraged them numerous times to take their shirts off:

“Sharon just wants to see a guy with his shirt off!  That’s why she keeps saving them!  If she wants to see that, she can come to my dressing room, I’ll take my shirt off, and she’ll be fine…  It’s time for her to let go!

He had two quotes that I thought were funny during Clint Carvalho’s Extreme Parot act.  Last week, Clint had his parot fly in from a roof across the street:

“I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen birds fly before.  Tonight the bird’s gotta do something great!  This bird’s gotta land in my hair, build a nest, have a baby, and then fly off…  That’s it.”

“When you say Here Kitty Kitty Kitty, here Kitty Kitty Kitty’ I want to throw up.  I can’t take it.  I don’t know why.  I don’t have an explanation for it.  It drives me [crazy]…  ‘Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!’

Next, Howard was reviewing another death-defying act from All Wheel Sports, which included an accident involving one of the riders crashing his bike:

 


“I was hoping we’d have something like death or something.”

 

His last quote that made me LOL was after the standing ovation directed at the Untouchables.  One of the dancers was a cute little eight-year-old girl who was crying spastically.  She was crying tears of happiness from her phenomenal performance, but Howard had a different interpretation of her tears:

 

“Some people look at my face and they start to cry.”

That’s it for this week!  I’ll keep you posted with the King’s top five quotes after next week’s show!

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