The Rob’s Radio Show Introduces ‘Scents of Evansville’ Candle Line

The Rob and Kat discussed Kentucky company Kentucky for Kentucky's new scented candle line: Scents Of The Commonwealth: Double Down, Hot Brown, Mint Julep and Fried Chicken Candles.

So, we thought it would be kind of fun to come up with Scents of E'ville. Much like the fried chicken candle, it might not be as refreshing as you'd hope. So, here goes:

Deep fried Twinkies in cooking grease, pronto pups, bacon, animal brains, and body odor come together to form an assault on the senses with our new Fall Festival Candle.

The unmistakeable blend of bleach and ammonia cooking in an emptied out 20oz. soda bottle. You guessed it - try our new Meth Candle.

Cheap perfume designed for teens faintly covering up the musk of unwashed streetwalker in our new Fares Ave. Candle and Waxburner.

Nothing says SUMMER in Evansville like the mix of dead trout and exactly 200 hundred of human excrement that make up our delicious Ohio River Candle.

For the adventurous type, consider burning the fumes of cheap vodka and stomach bile in our latest concoction that embodies the very essence of Evansville Watch with the new fragrance, It Came From Evansville Watch, available as both a candle and body spray.