The Rob Reviews 50 Shades of Grey [VIDEO]

I've been dreading this moment for about a year.  Since the movie adaptation of the novels 50 Shades of Grey was announced, I was informed that I would be seeing it on opening weekend.  I was also told there was nothing I could do because my girlfriend reminded me that she "saw Ninja Turtles" even though she didn't want to.  

Either way, out of necessity, I reserved seats nearly two weeks early in a sold-out theater to see 50 Shades of Grey as part of my girlfriend's Valentine's Day present.  Did the movie live up to my dirt-low expectations, or pleasantly surprise to be a watchable experience?  Find out in my 50 Shades of Grey video movie review!