I heard they MIGHT be looking for a new voice for Elmo...

 

It's been a tumultuous few weeks on Sesame Steet.  The focus has shifted from Big Bird during election season to the potential sexual exploits of the adorable Elmo.  We thought Elmo may have been in the clear after his accuser had recanted his accusation, saying Elmo (puppeteer Kevin Clash) had a sexual relationship with him when he was just 16.  Now it looks like he is recanting his recant and now Elmo has called it quits from Sesame Street, PBS, and the Children's Television Workshop.  Since there's a (literal) hole to fill in Elmo, I think I know JUST the man for the job...  Me!  Listen to my audition below!