The Rob and Maddie Investigate: Who Bit Beyonce?
In case you haven't heard, #Bityonce is trending on the internet right now.
First, let me give you some backstory. About a month ago, Tiffany Haddish shared a story about going to a party that Beyonce and Jay-Z also attended. According to the actress, Beyonce had to check another actress at the event for flirting with her man. As Tiffany recalls, another unnamed actress was flirting with Jay-Z and touched his chest. Beyonce rightfully got defensive and gave the actress a death stare, according to Tiffany.
We all thought the story ended there, but we were wrong. At what we can only assume was the same after-party, another incident involving Beyonce occurred. Again, Tiffany Haddish spilled the beans and said an unnamed actress BIT BEYONCE ON THE FACE. Say what?
We aren't sure if it's the same unnamed actress that was flirting with Bey's man earlier in the night, but it certainly could be. I mean clearly this girl is out of her mind anyway for having the audacity to cross Beyonce in the first place.
Anyway. The internet is going crazy and #Bityonce is trending on all social media platforms. People need to know who bit Beyonce and we can't rest until we know. Many fans have theorized who this could have been.
The Rob and I have complied a list of who we think could be responsible...so let's start there. First up, we looked into Cardi B. She is unpredictable and over the top at times...but we've ruled her out because she is an artist/rapper, not an actress.
Moving on. Next on the list is Solange, Bey's sister. We know they've had issues in the past. Remember the elevator? But again, she isn't an actress, so Solange is out.
That leads us to the next person of interest...Laverne Cox. She is both an actress and a fan of Beyonce. With that being said, we don't think she'd bite the QUEEN B. To Laverne, Beyonce is probably royalty.
We also know this said actress was apparently under the influence of drugs when the biting occurred, so keep that in mind.
That leads us to people we consider more reliable suspects.
Could it have been Farrah from Teen Mom? She is undoubtedly mentally unstable, and very capable of biting, based on the videos I've seen. She's considered a suspect.
Moving on to Stormy Daniels. She has been in the news a lot lately and could be using this Donald Trump story to divert attention away from her true crime...BITING BEYONCE IN THE FACE. I'm suspicious.
Lastly on our lists of suspects, we have none other than "innocent" Betty White. Betty and Jay-Z have history as well, which puts her toward the top of our suspects list. In case you don't remember, Betty hosted SNL when Jay-Z was the musical guest, in which he dedicated the song "Young Forever" to the actress. I smell some flirting going on.
That leads us to our next theory...could Betty White ACTUALLY be Becky With the Good Hair? Betty and Becky are similar names. It could be a cover up. We're onto you, Betty.
As for "real" persons of interest, we found a guest list of who all attended the after party. The list includes the following: Rihanna, James Franco, French Montana, Queen Latifah, G-Eazy, Diddy, Sara Foster, Jen Meyer, and Sanaa Lathan.
The only actresses in the aforementioned list are Rihanna, Queen Latifah, Sara Foster, and Sanaa Lathan. We can go ahead and clear RiRi and Queen Latifah, because obvious. I have no idea who Sara Foster or Sanaa Lathan are, but they have both since cleared their names in the biting scandal. Do I believe them? Maybe. From what I've read, Lathan seems to be a big party-er and has been seen under the influence at several concerts and after parties.
Apparently, Chrissy Teigen knows who bit the Queen...but won't share her secret intel with us common folks. DO WHAT YOU DO BEST, CHRISSY! According to Chrissy's tweets, the actress wasn't who she originally suspected. She admitted to being surprised when actually finding out who really did it.
With that being said, I think the actress that bit Beyonce is someone we all know well. Regardless of who it is, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Who bites someone in the face? Especially Beyonce?
Who do you think did it? We are open to any and all off-the-wall suggestions. It could be anyone at this point.