The REAL Reason It’s Going to Snow Again

Monica is very upset about the upcoming snow, and all she can ask herself is, WHY????  Why again????  She came up with a set of reasons why the snow will attack yet again.

1. You washed your car and finally got all the salt/dirt off your car a few days ago.
2. You passed on the snow boots for sale, because you figured we were done with snow til next winter
3. It's March....(even though technically it's still winter, BUT.  IT'S. MARCH. THOUGH!)
4. You forgot to grocery shop over the weekend, and the weather wants to make your life even more miserable at the grocery store with everyone else trying to buy some milk.
5. House of Cards just released the new season on Netflix, and Netflix knows you weren't able to watch it all yet. (Netflix snowstorm conspiracy theory?)
6. You're planning on going on spring break within the next few days (or weeks) and Indiana just wants to remind you how cranky it can be before you leave.  (Indiana is now treating you like your dog does after you close the door before you leave, and it barks/whines in sadness making you feel awful)
7. The snow just melted off the driveway, now it's making a comeback
8. You actually prepared for your test/work, which is just typical.
9. You just bought new running shoes and plan to start working out outside, but the winter wants you to keep all the holiday weight.
10. And finally....we have 18 more days til it's actually spring (maybe this is the actual real reason....but let's pretend it's not)