Lets be honest, this is the REAL reason people call the Firefighters and EMS.

Obviously, this is a joke. But it's a pretty funny one. Someone put together a Life Alert parody as a dating service. Even though it's a parody, it makes perfect sense. The second you press the button, Firefighters, Police and EMT race to your home to check on you. Dating has never been so quick and simple. Plus, who doesn't love first responders?

Take a look for yourself, but don't try at home!