The Best One-Star Yelp Reviews in Evansville!

The internet is this beautiful thing that allows us all to come together, share photos, videos, and stories. It also allows us to come together and complain about things! I decided to dig into the best one-star Yelp reviews for local area attractions and restaurants. As always, I'll provide my own commentary.

1. Turoni's Pizza

Lauren went on a roller coaster of emotion trying to make a reservation for 17 PEOPLE! Also, who road trips specifically to get pizza? Back to the amount of people though; I can't imagine having dinner with 7 people, yet alone 17. That's too many people. I don't want to make awkward small talk with person number 15 while person 7 is trying to order breadsticks. This clearly isn't Turoni's fault. This is your fault for knowing too many people and assembling too many people at once to have pizza.

2. PG

Buckle up for the most passive aggressive exchanges of all time! This hard-working fellow decided to stop in to PG for breakfast and WASN'T IMMEDIATELY GIVEN FOOD! I do have to give props to the server though for being so HIP that he forgot that his job was to serve customers. I'm not familiar with the HIP Hierarchy but I think forgetting to do your job is just below wearing fashionable scarves and slightly above owning vinyl records. Shout out to the super HIP server though for being considerate enough to ask about the customers appointments.

3. Tropicana Casino

Paul definitely has mastered the art of language. He says so much in just 20 words. He also plays it fast and loose with the rules of grammar that shows that he is not to be messed with. Hands down, this might be the most influential review to ever grace the internet. You are a hero, Paul.