Fall Fest is in full swing. With it comes people's bizarre pride in eating the most disgusting "food" invented, and I use the word "food" very loosely. I'm not eating brain-sandwiches. I'm not eating deep-fried butter. I'm not deep-frying kool-aide. I'm not eating bugs or testicles or anything like that. But I enjoy "fair food" as much as anybody! If you're not intrigued by the deep-fried randomness, or if you're from out of town and just don't understand how a brain sandwich even exists, here are some survival tips for how to eat during the Fall Festival.