I am the proud parent of a 6 year old son and a 4 year old daughter. And like almost every other parent on the planet, I love my kids more than words can say. HOWEVER, there are times when they just make me want to pull every last hair out of my head and ship them off to some 3rd world country.
Also, like so many other parents, there are moments where my kids whine and cry about something that isn't worth whining and crying about and I just want to say "Shut the 'F' UP!" But instead I keep a level head (the best I can anyway), and say something like, "If you don't stop now, I will send you to your room."
Now another parent has finally put what we've all thought into words.